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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

First Post with New Wireless Laptop

Got a new Dell the other day. Signed on with Cingular Wide Area Network. Frees me up from the landline. Of course wireless is slower than DSL, but I aim to wean myself of Ma Bell's orphan. Pretty soon you'll only be able to call me on my cell. Of course, that's the only way you can reach me now. I don't pick up on all the calls shilling for aluminum siding or something or other.

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