Friday, February 23, 2007

Gearing Up...

Another trip starts this week. So far only one new country on the schedule and it's the first one: Morocco. A good start.

I'll be out a month. The first three weeks for US Educational Group. We're hitting Morocco, Jordan, Saudi Arabia (Riyadh), Dubai, Bahrain, Kuwait and back to Baku, Azerbaijan. After that Jason Combs (of Mike and Jason's Excellent Central American Adventure last summer) and I are buzzing off to Bulgaria. We had the idea of renting a car and running through eastern Europe like the Wehrmacht. But, it turns out, rental car companies in the region have limitations on the countries you can drive their heaps into. We can hit Turkey, Greece, Romania, but no Bosnia, Macedonia, etc. We might do a combo car rental and train. Would be nice to visit ol' Vlad the Impaler's digs in Transylvania.

We'll only have a week, so we'll play it by ear.

I find myself being testy this week. Good thing I live alone. It is always this way. Back when I used to run the Boston Marathon Jan always said I was tough to live with the last week before. I don't know why that is. I think I have a good excuse this time what with the house being a shambles and all.

It's all put back together now. Only thing to be done is for the cleaning ladies to give the place a thorough going over. They're coming Monday for that. The realtor has been updated. Now all SHE has to do is find me a buyer.

Got my first half property taxes and my 2006 income taxes paid. Utility bill is paid forward. Gas is automatic. Credit cards up to date. My bags are packed. I'm ready to go.

Think I'll order pizza tonight. No need dirtying any dishes.

OK, Sunday night I fly. Monday morning I wake up in Paris. Monday afternoon in Casablanca. Let's go! (I love this.)

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Will I Live To Be 80?

I recently chose a new primary care physician.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests (and the fickle finger of fate prostate exam), he said I was doing "fairly
well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"

"No," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot o f sex?"

"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

Then he looked at me and a sked,

"Then why do you give a shit?

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Why I Never Got a Doctorate in Math...

I never did understand algebra. Or is that geometry? Trig?


Monday, February 19, 2007

Read This Then Please Tell Me What The Hell We are Doing in Iraq.

The Hotel Aftermath
Inside Mologne House, the Survivors of War Wrestle With Military
Bureaucracy and Personal Demons


By Anne Hull and Dana Priest
Washington Post
February 19, 2007


The guests of Mologne House have been blown up, shot, crushed and shaken,
and now their convalescence takes place among the chandeliers and wingback
chairs of the 200-room hotel on the grounds of Walter Reed Army Medical
Center.


Oil paintings hang in the lobby of this strange outpost in the war on
terrorism, where combat's urgency has been replaced by a trickling fountain
in the garden courtyard. The maimed and the newly legless sit in
wheelchairs next to a pond, watching goldfish turn lazily through the
water.


But the wounded of Mologne House are still soldiers -- Hooah! -- so their
lives are ruled by platoon sergeants. Each morning they must rise at dawn
for formation, though many are half-snowed on pain meds and sleeping pills.


In Room 323 the alarm goes off at 5 a.m., but Cpl. Dell McLeod slumbers on.
His wife, Annette, gets up and fixes him a bowl of instant oatmeal before
going over to the massive figure curled in the bed. An Army counselor
taught her that a soldier back from war can wake up swinging, so she
approaches from behind.


"Dell," Annette says, tapping her husband. "Dell, get in the shower."


"Dell!" she shouts.


Finally, the yawning hulk sits up in bed. "Okay, baby," he says. An
American flag T-shirt is stretched over his chest. He reaches for his dog
tags, still the devoted soldier of 19 years, though his life as a warrior
has become a paradox. One day he's led on stage at a Toby Keith concert
with dozens of other wounded Operation Iraqi Freedom troops from Mologne
House, and the next he's sitting in a cluttered cubbyhole at Walter Reed,
fighting the Army for every penny of his disability.


McLeod, 41, has lived at Mologne House for a year while the Army figures
out what to do with him. He worked in textile and steel mills in rural
South Carolina before deploying. Now he takes 23 pills a day, prescribed by
various doctors at Walter Reed. Crowds frighten him. He is too anxious to
drive. When panic strikes, a soldier friend named Oscar takes him to
Baskin-Robbins for vanilla ice cream.


"They find ways to soothe each other," Annette says.


Mostly what the soldiers do together is wait: for appointments,
evaluations, signatures and lost paperwork to be found. It's like another
wife told Annette McLeod: "If Iraq don't kill you, Walter Reed will."


After Iraq, a New Struggle


The conflict in Iraq has hatched a virtual town of desperation and
dysfunction, clinging to the pilings of Walter Reed. The wounded are socked
away for months and years in random buildings and barracks in and around
this military post.


The luckiest stay at Mologne House, a four-story hotel on a grassy slope
behind the hospital. Mologne House opened 10 years ago as a short-term
lodging facility for military personnel, retirees and their family members.
Then came Sept. 11 and five years of sustained warfare. Now, the silver
walkers of retired generals convalescing from hip surgery have been
replaced by prosthetics propped against Xbox games and Jessica Simpson
posters smiling down on brain-rattled grunts.


Two Washington Post reporters spent hundreds of hours in Mologne House
documenting the intimate struggles of the wounded who live there. The
reporting was done without the knowledge or permission of Walter Reed
officials, but all those directly quoted in this article agreed to be
interviewed.


The hotel is built in the Georgian revival style, and inside it offers the
usual amenities: daily maid service, front-desk clerks in formal vests and
a bar off the lobby that opens every afternoon.


But at this bar, the soldier who orders a vodka tonic one night says to the
bartender, "If I had two hands, I'd order two." The customers sitting
around the tables are missing limbs, their ears are melted off, and their
faces are tattooed purple by shrapnel patterns.


Most everyone has a story about the day they blew up: the sucking silence
before immolation, how the mouth filled with tar, the lungs with gas.


"First thing I said was, '[Expletive], that was my good eye,' " a soldier
with an eye patch tells an amputee in the bar.


The amputee peels his beer label. "I was awake through the whole thing," he
says. "It was my first patrol. The second [expletive] day in Iraq and I get
blown up."


When a smooth-cheeked soldier with no legs orders a fried chicken dinner
and two bottles of grape soda to go, a kitchen worker comes out to his
wheelchair and gently places the Styrofoam container on his lap.


A scrawny young soldier sits alone in his wheelchair at a nearby table, his
eyes closed and his chin dropped to his chest, an empty Corona bottle in
front of him.


Those who aren't old enough to buy a drink at the bar huddle outside near a
magnolia tree and smoke cigarettes. Wearing hoodies and furry bedroom
slippers, they look like kids at summer camp who've crept out of their
rooms, except some have empty pants legs or limbs pinned by
medieval-looking hardware. Medication is a favorite topic.


"Dude, [expletive] Paxil saved my life."


"I been on methadone for a year, I'm tryin' to get off it."


"I didn't take my Seroquel last night and I had nightmares of charred
bodies, burned crispy like campfire marshmallows."


Mologne House is afloat on a river of painkillers and antipsychotic drugs.
One night, a strapping young infantryman loses it with a woman who is high
on her son's painkillers. "Quit taking all the soldier medicine!" he
screams.


Pill bottles clutter the nightstands: pills for depression or insomnia, to
stop nightmares and pain, to calm the nerves.


Here at Hotel Aftermath, a crash of dishes in the cafeteria can induce
seizures in the combat-addled. If a taxi arrives and the driver looks
Middle Eastern, soldiers refuse to get in. Even among the gazebos and
tranquility of the Walter Reed campus in upper Northwest Washington,
manhole covers are sidestepped for fear of bombs and rooftops are scanned
for snipers.


Bomb blasts are the most common cause of injury in Iraq, and nearly 60
percent of the blast victims also suffer from traumatic brain injury,
according to Walter Reed's studies, which explains why some at Mologne
House wander the hallways trying to remember their room numbers.


Some soldiers and Marines have been here for 18 months or longer. Doctor's
appointments and evaluations are routinely dragged out and difficult to
get. A board of physicians must review hundreds of pages of medical records
to determine whether a soldier is fit to return to duty. If not, the
Physical Evaluation Board must decide whether to assign a rating for
disability compensation. For many, this is the start of a new and bitter
battle.


Months roll by and life becomes a blue-and-gold hotel room where the
bathroom mirror shows the naked disfigurement of war's ravages. There are
toys in the lobby of Mologne House because children live here. Domestic
disputes occur because wives or girlfriends have moved here. Financial
tensions are palpable. After her husband's traumatic injury insurance
policy came in, one wife cleared out with the money. Older National Guard
members worry about the jobs they can no longer perform back home.


While Mologne House has a full bar, there is not one counselor or
psychologist assigned there to assist soldiers and families in crisis -- an
idea proposed by Walter Reed social workers but rejected by the military
command that runs the post.


After a while, the bizarre becomes routine. On Friday nights, antiwar
protesters stand outside the gates of Walter Reed holding signs that say
"Love Troops, Hate War, Bring them Home Now." Inside the gates, doctors in
white coats wait at the hospital entrance for the incoming bus full of
newly wounded soldiers who've just landed at Andrews Air Force Base.


And set back from the gate, up on a hill, Mologne House, with a bowl of red
apples on the front desk.


Into the Twilight Zone


Dell McLeod's injury was utterly banal. He was in his 10th month of
deployment with the 178th Field Artillery Regiment of the South Carolina
National Guard near the Iraqi border when he was smashed in the head by a
steel cargo door of an 18-wheeler. The hinges of the door had been tied
together with a plastic hamburger-bun bag. Dell was knocked out cold and
cracked several vertebrae.


When Annette learned that he was being shipped to Walter Reed, she took a
leave from her job on the assembly line at Stanley Tools and packed the
car. The Army would pay her $64 a day to help care for her husband and
would let her live with him at Mologne House until he recovered.


A year later, they are still camped out in the twilight zone. Dogs are
periodically brought in by the Army to search the rooms for contraband or
weapons. When the fire alarm goes off, the amputees who live on the upper
floors are scooped up and carried down the stairwell, while a brigade of
mothers passes down the wheelchairs. One morning Annette opens her door and
is told to stay in the room because a soldier down the hall has overdosed.


In between, there are picnics at the home of the chairman of the Joint
Chiefs of Staff and a charity-funded dinner cruise on the Potomac for
"Today's troops, tomorrow's veterans, always heroes."


Dell and Annette's weekdays are spent making the rounds of medical
appointments, physical therapy sessions and evaluations for Dell's
discharge from the Army. After 19 years, he is no longer fit for service.
He uses a cane to walk. He is unable to count out change in the hospital
cafeteria. He takes four Percocets a day for pain and has gained 40 pounds
from medication and inactivity. Lumbering and blue-eyed, Dell is a big ox
baby.


Annette puts on makeup every morning and does her hair, some semblance of
normalcy, but her new job in life is watching Dell.


"I'm worried about how he's gonna fit into society," she says one night, as
Dell wanders down the hall to the laundry room.


The more immediate worry concerns his disability rating. Army doctors are
disputing that Dell's head injury was the cause of his mental impairment.
One report says that he was slow in high school and that his cognitive
problems could be linked to his native intelligence rather than to his
injury.


"They said, 'Well, he was in Title I math,' like he was retarded," Annette
says. "Well, y'all took him, didn't you?"


The same fight is being waged by their friends, who aren't the young
warriors in Army posters but middle-age men who left factory jobs to deploy
to Iraq with their Guard units. They were fit enough for war, but now they
are facing teams of Army doctors scrutinizing their injuries for signs of
preexisting conditions, lessening their chance for disability benefits.


Dell and Annette's closest friend at Mologne House is a 47-year-old Guard
member who was driving an Army vehicle through the Iraqi night when a flash
of light blinded him and he crashed into a ditch with an eight-foot drop.
Among his many injuries was a broken foot that didn't heal properly. Army
doctors decided that "late life atrophy" was responsible for the foot, not
the truck wreck in Iraq.


When Dell sees his medical records, he explodes. "Special ed is for the
mentally retarded, and I'm not mentally retarded, right, babe?" he asks
Annette. "I graduated from high school. I did some college. I worked in a
steel mill."


It's after 9 one night and Dell and Annette are both exhausted, but Dell
still needs to practice using voice-recognition software. Reluctantly, he
mutes "The Ultimate Fighting Challenge" on TV and sits next to Annette in
bed with a laptop.


"My name is Wendell," he says. "Wendell Woodward McLeod Jr."


Annette tells him to sit up. "Spell 'dog,' " she says, softly.


"Spell 'dog,' " he repeats.


"Listen to me," she says.


"Listen to me." He slumps on the pillow. His eyes drift toward the
wrestlers on TV.


"You are not working hard enough, Dell," Annette says, pleading. "Wake up."


"Wake up," he says.


"Dell, come on now!"


For Some, a Grim Kind of Fame


No one questions Sgt. Bryan Anderson's sacrifice. One floor above Dell and
Annette's room at Mologne House, he holds the gruesome honor of being one
of the war's five triple amputees. Bryan, 25, lost both legs and his left
arm when a roadside bomb exploded next to the Humvee he was driving with
the 411th Military Police Company. Modern medicine saved him and now he's
the pride of the prosthetics team at Walter Reed. Tenacious and
wisecracking, he wrote "[Expletive] Iraq" on his left leg socket.


Amputees are the first to receive celebrity visitors, job offers and
extravagant trips, but Bryan is in a league of his own. Johnny Depp's
people want to hook up in London or Paris. The actor Gary Sinise, who
played an angry Vietnam amputee in "Forrest Gump," sends his regards. And
Esquire magazine is setting up a photo shoot.


Bryan's room at Mologne House is stuffed with gifts from corporate America
and private citizens: $350 Bose noise-canceling headphones, nearly a
thousand DVDs sent by well-wishers and quilts made by church grannies. The
door prizes of war. Two flesh-colored legs are stacked on the floor. A
computerized hand sprouting blond hair is on the table.


One Saturday afternoon, Bryan is on his bed downloading music. Without his
prosthetics, he weighs less than 100 pounds. "Mom, what time is our plane?"
he asks his mother, Janet Waswo, who lives in the room with him. A movie
company is flying them to Boston for the premiere of a documentary about
amputee hand-cyclers in which Bryan appears.


Representing the indomitable spirit of the American warrior sometimes
becomes too much, and Bryan turns off his phone.


Perks and stardom do not come to every amputee. Sgt. David Thomas, a gunner
with the Tennessee National Guard, spent his first three months at Walter
Reed with no decent clothes; medics in Samarra had cut off his uniform.
Heavily drugged, missing one leg and suffering from traumatic brain injury,
David, 42, was finally told by a physical therapist to go to the Red Cross
office, where he was given a T-shirt and sweat pants. He was awarded a
Purple Heart but had no underwear.


David tangled with Walter Reed's image machine when he wanted to attend a
ceremony for a fellow amputee, a Mexican national who was being granted
U.S. citizenship by President Bush. A case worker quizzed him about what he
would wear. It was summer, so David said shorts. The case manager said the
media would be there and shorts were not advisable because the amputees
would be seated in the front row.


" 'Are you telling me that I can't go to the ceremony 'cause I'm an
amputee?' " David recalled asking. "She said, 'No, I'm saying you need to
wear pants.' "


David told the case worker, "I'm not ashamed of what I did, and y'all
shouldn't be neither." When the guest list came out for the ceremony, his
name was not on it.


Still, for all its careful choreography of the amputees, Walter Reed offers
protection from a staring world. On warm nights at the picnic tables behind
Mologne House, someone fires up the barbecue grill and someone else makes a
beer run to Georgia Avenue.


Bryan Anderson is out here one Friday. "Hey, Bry, what time should we leave
in the morning?" asks his best friend, a female soldier also injured in
Iraq. The next day is Veterans Day, and Bryan wants to go to Arlington
National Cemetery. His pal Gary Sinise will be there, and Bryan wants to
give him a signed photo.


Thousands of spectators are already at Arlington the next morning when
Bryan and his friend join the surge toward the ceremony at the Tomb of the
Unknowns. The sunshine dazzles. Bryan is in his wheelchair. If loss and
sacrifice are theoretical to some on this day, here is living proof --
three stumps and a crooked boyish smile. Even the acres of tombstones can't
compete. Spectators cut their eyes toward him and look away.


Suddenly, the thunder of cannons shakes the sky. The last time Bryan heard
this sound, his legs were severed and he was nearly bleeding to death in a
fiery Humvee.


Boom. Boom. Boom. Bryan pushes his wheelchair harder, trying to get away
from the noise. "Damn it," he says, "when are they gonna stop?"


Bryan's friend walks off by herself and holds her head. The cannon thunder
has unglued her, too, and she is crying.


Friends From Ward 54


An old friend comes to visit Dell and Annette. Sgt. Oscar Fernandez spent
14 months at Walter Reed after having a heart attack in Afghanistan. Oscar
also had post-traumatic stress disorder, PTSD, a condition that worsened at
Walter Reed and landed the 45-year-old soldier in the hospital's
psychiatric unit, Ward 54.


Oscar belonged to a tight-knit group of soldiers who were dealing with
combat stress and other psychological issues. They would hang out in each
other's rooms at night, venting their fury at the Army's Cuckoo's Nest. On
weekends they escaped Walter Reed to a Chinese buffet or went shopping for
bootleg Spanish DVDs in nearby Takoma Park. They once made a road trip to a
casino near the New Jersey border.


They abided each other's frailties. Sgt. Steve Justi would get the
slightest cut on his skin and drop to his knees, his face full of anguish,
apologizing over and over. For what, Oscar did not know. Steve was the
college boy who went to Iraq, and Oscar figured something terrible had
happened over there.


Sgt. Mike Smith was the insomniac. He'd stay up till 2 or 3 in the morning,
smoking on the back porch by himself. Doctors had put steel rods in his
neck after a truck accident in Iraq. To turn his head, the 41-year-old
Guard member from Iowa had to rotate his entire body. He was fighting with
the Army over his disability rating, too, and in frustration had recently
called a congressional investigator for help.


"They try in all their power to have you get well, but it reverses itself,"
Oscar liked to say.


Dell was not a psych patient, but he and Oscar bonded. They were an
unlikely pair -- the dark-haired Cuban American with a penchant for polo
shirts and salsa, and the molasses earnestness of Dell.


Oscar would say things like "I'm trying to better myself through my own
recognizance," and Dell would nod in appreciation.


To celebrate Oscar's return visit to Walter Reed, they decide to have
dinner in Silver Spring.


Annette tells Oscar that a soldier was arrested at Walter Reed for waving a
gun around.


"A soldier, coming from war?" Oscar asks.


Annette doesn't know. She mentions that another soldier was kicked out of
Mologne House for selling his painkillers.


The talk turns to their friend Steve Justi. A few days earlier, Steve was
discharged from the Army and given a zero percent disability rating for his
mental condition.


Oscar is visibly angry. "They gave him nothing," he says. "They said his
bipolar was preexisting."


Annette is quiet. "Poor Steve," she says.


After dinner, they return through the gates of Walter Reed in Annette's
car, a John 3:16 decal on the bumper and the Dixie Chicks in the CD player.
Annette sees a flier in the lobby of Mologne House announcing a free trip
to see Toby Keith in concert.


A week later, it is a wonderful night at the Nissan Pavilion. About 70
wounded soldiers from Walter Reed attend the show. Toby invites them up on
stage and brings the house down when he sings his monster wartime hit
"American Soldier." Dell stands on stage in his uniform while Annette snaps
pictures.


"Give a hand clap for the soldiers," Annette hears Toby tell the audience,
"then give a hand for the U.S.A."


A Soldier Snaps


Deep into deer-hunting country and fields of withered corn, past the
Pennsylvania Turnpike in the rural town of Ellwood City, Steve Justi sits
in his parents' living room, fighting off the afternoon's lethargy.


A photo on a shelf shows a chiseled soldier, but the one in the chair is 35
pounds heavier. Antipsychotic drugs give him tremors and cloud his mind.
Still, he is deliberate and thoughtful as he explains his path from soldier
to psychiatric patient in the war on terrorism.


After receiving a history degree from Mercyhurst College, Steve was
motivated by the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, to join the National Guard. He
landed in Iraq in 2003 with the First Battalion, 107th Field Artillery,
helping the Marines in Fallujah.


"It was just the normal stuff," Steve says, describing the violence he
witnessed in Iraq. His voice is oddly flat as he recalls the day his friend
died in a Humvee accident. The friend was driving with another soldier when
they flipped off the road into a swamp. They were trapped upside down and
submerged. Steve helped pull them out and gave CPR, but it was too late.
The swamp water kept pushing back into his own mouth. He rode in the
helicopter with the wet bodies.


After he finished his tour, everything was fine back home in Pennsylvania
for about 10 months, and then a strange bout of insomnia started. After
four days without sleep, he burst into full-out mania and was hospitalized
in restraints.


Did anything trigger the insomnia? "Not really," Steve says calmly, sitting
in his chair.


His mother overhears this from the kitchen and comes into the living room.
"His sergeant had called saying that the unit was looking for volunteers to
go back to Iraq," Cindy Justi says. "This is what triggered his snap."


Steve woke up in the psychiatric unit at Walter Reed and spent the next six
months going back and forth between there and a room at Mologne House. He
was diagnosed with bipolar disorder. He denied to doctors that he was
suffering from PTSD, yet he called home once from Ward 54 and shouted into
the phone, "Mom, can't you hear all the shooting in the background?"


He was on the ward for the sixth time when he was notified that he was
being discharged from the Army, with only a few days to clear out and a
disability rating of zero percent.


On some level, Steve expected the zero rating. During his senior year of
college, he suffered a nervous breakdown and for several months was treated
with antidepressants. He disclosed this to the National Guard recruiter,
who said it was a nonissue. It became an issue when he told doctors at
Walter Reed. The Army decided that his condition was not aggravated by his
time in Iraq. The only help he would get would come from Veterans Affairs.


"We have no idea if what he endured over there had a worsening effect on
him," says his mother.


His father gets home from the office. Ron Justi sits on the couch across
from his son. "He was okay to sacrifice his body, but now that it's time he
needs some help, they are not here," Ron says.


Outside the Gates


The Army gives Dell McLeod a discharge date. His days at Mologne House are
numbered. The cramped hotel room has become home, and now he is afraid to
leave it. His anxiety worsens. "Shut up!" he screams at Annette one night,
his face red with rage, when she tells him to stop fiddling with his
wedding ring.


Later, Annette says: "I am exhausted. He doesn't understand that I've been
fighting the Army."


Doctors have concluded that Dell was slow as a child and that his head
injury on the Iraqi border did not cause brain damage. "It is possible that
pre-morbid emotional difficulties and/or pre-morbid intellectual
functioning may be contributing factors to his reported symptoms," a doctor
wrote, withholding a diagnosis of traumatic brain injury.


Annette pushes for more brain testing and gets nowhere until someone gives
her the name of a staffer for the House Committee on Oversight and
Government Reform. A few days later, Annette is called to a meeting with
the command at Walter Reed. Dell is given a higher disability rating than
expected -- 50 percent, which means he will receive half of his base pay
until he is evaluated again in 18 months. He signs the papers.


Dell wears his uniform for the last time, somber and careful as he dresses
for formation. Annette packs up the room and loads their Chevy Cavalier to
the brim. Finally the gates of Walter Reed are behind them. They are
southbound on I-95 just past the Virginia line when Dell begins to cry,
Annette would later recall. She pulls over and they both weep.


Not long after, Bryan Anderson also leaves Mologne House. When the triple
amputee gets off the plane in Chicago, American Airlines greets him on the
tarmac with hoses spraying arches of water, and cheering citizens line the
roads that lead to his home town, Rolling Meadows.


Bryan makes the January cover of Esquire. He is wearing his beat-up cargo
shorts and an Army T-shirt, legless and holding his Purple Heart in his
robot hand. The headline says "The Meaning of Life."


A month after Bryan leaves, Mike Smith, the insomniac soldier, is found
dead in his room. Mike had just received the good news that the Army was
raising his disability rating after a congressional staff member intervened
on his behalf. It was the week before Christmas, and he was set to leave
Walter Reed to go home to his wife and kids in Iowa when his body was
found. The Army told his wife that he died of an apparent heart attack,
according to her father.


Distraught, Oscar Fernandez calls Dell and Annette in South Carolina with
the news. "It's the constant assault of the Army," he says.


Life with Dell is worsening. He can't be left alone. The closest VA
hospital is two hours away. Doctors say he has liver problems because of
all the medications. He is also being examined for PTSD. "I don't even know
this man anymore," Annette says.


At Mologne House, the rooms empty and fill, empty and fill. The lobby
chandelier glows and the bowl of red apples waits on the front desk. An
announcement goes up for Texas Hold 'Em poker in the bar.


One cold night an exhausted mother with two suitcases tied together with
rope shows up at the front desk and says, "I am here for my son." And so it
begins.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Anna Nicole and Brittany


I'm sorry Anna Nicole died and left that baby. But, I am sick to death of the breathless babbling on the news channels about these two bubble heads. Enough already.

Anna Nicole had no talent. NO TALENT! Having a set of Ack-Ack guns big enough to drop the space shuttle does NOT qualify as talent. Exploiting them may, but still...

Brittany could carry a tune. I'll give her that. And she exploited herself something fierce. But, in the past couple of years the girl has lost it. Having money has not been an uplifting experience for her. She is managing to make Kevin Federline look good. Well...not good, but not so absolutely pathetic. Still pathetic, but not absolutely pathetic. Just baseline pathetic.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Question of the Day

During this recent spate of lousy, freezing, snowy weather many cities in upstate New York have gotten frequent mention. Prominent among these is Syracuse.

I find many talking heads on TV pronounce it as Sarah-cuse. How do you get Sarah- out of something spelled Syra-? It should be pronounced Seer-a-cuse.

Why can't these guys pronounce Syracuse correctly? That's the question of the day.

Monday, February 12, 2007

And Now For Something Completely Different...


Monday night African drum class for white people. 'Nuf said.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Birthday Greetings

Yesterday was my dad's 82nd birthday. I couldn't get online to wish him happy returns, but this morning I'm taking the opportunity.

Ralph or "Pete," as he is widely known, is a healthy octogenarian, which one day I hope to be.

He's a good and decent man. None better.

Happy Birthday Dad. I love you.

Your Assignment For This Week...

Two things, both involve a little time and effort on your part: First, anyone wanting to understand the real and continuing effect the "West" has on the Arab, Muslim world and vice versa, MUST MUST MUST read "The War for Civilisation, The Conquest of the Middle East," by Robert Fisk. It's over a thousand pages and will take you a while, but well worth it. Many critics rip Fisk for his sympathetic leanings toward the Arabs and Muslims, but I see him as sympathetic towards the powerless victims of all sides of the divide. He is, I would say, Chomskyesque.

Second, read this article from the Washington Post. It's self explanatory:

The following commentary was written by William E. Odom and appears in the Washington Post edition for Sunday, February 11, 2007. Odom, a retired Army lieutenant general, was head of Army intelligence and director of the National Security Agency under Ronald Reagan. He served on the National Security Council staff under Jimmy Carter. A West Point graduate with a Ph.D. from Columbia University, Odom teaches at Yale and is a fellow of the Hudson Institute. His commentary follows:

The new National Intelligence Estimate on Iraq starkly delineates the gulf that separates President Bush's illusions from the realities of the war. Victory, as the president sees it, requires a stable liberal democracy in Iraq that is pro-American. The NIE describes a war that has no chance of producing that result. In this critical respect, the NIE, the consensus judgment of all the U.S. intelligence agencies, is a declaration of defeat.

Its gloomy implications - hedged, as intelligence agencies prefer, in rubbery language that cannot soften its impact - put the intelligence community and the American public on the same page. The public awakened to the reality of failure in Iraq last year and turned the Republicans out of control of Congress to wake it up. But a majority of its members are still asleep, or only half-awake to their new writ to end the war soon.

Perhaps this is not surprising. Americans do not warm to defeat or failure, and our politicians are famously reluctant to admit their own responsibility for anything resembling those un-American outcomes. So they beat around the bush, wringing hands and debating "nonbinding resolutions" that oppose the president's plan to increase the number of U.S. troops in Iraq.

For the moment, the collision of the public's clarity of mind, the president's relentless pursuit of defeat and Congress's anxiety has paralyzed us. We may be doomed to two more years of chasing the mirage of democracy in Iraq and possibly widening the war to Iran. But this is not inevitable. A Congress, or a president, prepared to quit the game of "who gets the blame" could begin to alter American strategy in ways that will vastly improve the prospects of a more stable Middle East.

No task is more important to the well-being of the United States. We face great peril in that troubled region, and improving our prospects will be difficult. First of all, it will require, from Congress at least, public acknowledgment that the president's policy is based on illusions, not realities. There never has been any right way to invade and transform Iraq. Most Americans need no further convincing, but two truths ought to put the matter beyond question:

First, the assumption that the United States could create a liberal, constitutional democracy in Iraq defies just about everything known by professional students of the topic. Of the more than 40 democracies created since World War II, fewer than 10 can be considered truly "constitutional" - meaning that their domestic order is protected by a broadly accepted rule of law, and has survived for at least a generation. None is a country with Arabic and Muslim political cultures. None has deep sectarian and ethnic fissures like those in Iraq.

Strangely, American political scientists whose business it is to know these things have been irresponsibly quiet. In the lead-up to the March 2003 invasion, neoconservative agitators shouted insults at anyone who dared to mention the many findings of academic research on how democracies evolve. They also ignored our own struggles over two centuries to create the democracy Americans enjoy today. Somehow Iraqis are now expected to create a constitutional order in a country with no conditions favoring it.

This is not to say that Arabs cannot become liberal democrats. When they immigrate to the United States, many do so quickly. But it is to say that Arab countries, as well as a large majority of all countries, find creating a stable constitutional democracy beyond their capacities.

Second, to expect any Iraqi leader who can hold his country together to be pro-American, or to share American goals, is to abandon common sense. It took the United States more than a century to get over its hostility toward British occupation. (In 1914, a majority of the public favored supporting Germany against Britain.) Every month of the U.S. occupation, polls have recorded Iraqis' rising animosity toward the United States. Even supporters of an American military presence say that it is acceptable temporarily and only to prevent either of the warring sides in Iraq from winning. Today the Iraqi government survives only because its senior members and their families live within the heavily guarded Green Zone, which houses the U.S. Embassy and military command.

As Congress awakens to these realities - and a few members have bravely pointed them out - will it act on them? Not necessarily. Too many lawmakers have fallen for the myths that are invoked to try to sell the president's new war aims. Let us consider the most pernicious of them.

1) We must continue the war to prevent the terrible aftermath that will occur if our forces are withdrawn soon. Reflect on the double-think of this formulation. We are now fighting to prevent what our invasion made inevitable! Undoubtedly we will leave a mess - the mess we created, which has become worse each year we have remained. Lawmakers gravely proclaim their opposition to the war, but in the next breath express fear that quitting it will leave a blood bath, a civil war, a terrorist haven, a "failed state," or some other horror. But this "aftermath" is already upon us; a prolonged U.S. occupation cannot prevent what already exists.

2) We must continue the war to prevent Iran's influence from growing in Iraq. This is another absurd notion. One of the president's initial war aims, the creation of a democracy in Iraq, ensured increased Iranian influence, both in Iraq and the region. Electoral democracy, predictably, would put Shiite groups in power - groups supported by Iran since Saddam Hussein repressed them in 1991. Why are so many members of Congress swallowing the claim that prolonging the war is now supposed to prevent precisely what starting the war inexorably and predictably caused? Fear that Congress will confront this contradiction helps explain the administration and neocon drumbeat we now hear for expanding the war to Iran.

Here we see shades of the Nixon-Kissinger strategy in Vietnam: widen the war into Cambodia and Laos. Only this time, the adverse consequences would be far greater. Iran's ability to hurt U.S. forces in Iraq are not trivial. And the anti-American backlash in the region would be larger, and have more lasting consequences.

3) We must prevent the emergence of a new haven for al-Qaeda in Iraq. But it was the U.S. invasion that opened Iraq's doors to al-Qaeda. The longer U.S. forces have remained there, the stronger al-Qaeda has become. Yet its strength within the Kurdish and Shiite areas is trivial. After a U.S. withdrawal, it will probably play a continuing role in helping the Sunni groups against the Shiites and the Kurds. Whether such foreign elements could remain or thrive in Iraq after the resolution of civil war is open to question. Meanwhile, continuing the war will not push al-Qaeda outside Iraq. On the contrary, the American presence is the glue that holds al-Qaeda there now.

4) We must continue to fight in order to "support the troops." This argument effectively paralyzes almost all members of Congress. Lawmakers proclaim in grave tones a litany of problems in Iraq sufficient to justify a rapid pullout. Then they reject that logical conclusion, insisting we cannot do so because we must support the troops. Has anybody asked the troops?

During their first tours, most may well have favored "staying the course" - whatever that meant to them - but now in their second, third and fourth tours, many are changing their minds. We see evidence of that in the many news stories about unhappy troops being sent back to Iraq. Veterans groups are beginning to make public the case for bringing them home. Soldiers and officers in Iraq are speaking out critically to reporters on the ground.

But the strangest aspect of this rationale for continuing the war is the implication that the troops are somehow responsible for deciding to continue the president's course. That political and moral responsibility belongs to the president, not the troops. Did not President Harry S. Truman make it clear that "the buck stops" in the Oval Office? If the president keeps dodging it, where does it stop? With Congress?

Embracing the four myths gives Congress excuses not to exercise its power of the purse to end the war and open the way for a strategy that might actually bear fruit.

The first and most critical step is to recognize that fighting on now simply prolongs our losses and blocks the way to a new strategy. Getting out of Iraq is the pre-condition for creating new strategic options. Withdrawal will take away the conditions that allow our enemies in the region to enjoy our pain. It will awaken those European states reluctant to collaborate with us in Iraq and the region.

Second, we must recognize that the United States alone cannot stabilize the Middle East.

Third, we must acknowledge that most of our policies are actually destabilizing the region. Spreading democracy, using sticks to try to prevent nuclear proliferation, threatening "regime change," using the hysterical rhetoric of the "global war on terrorism" - all undermine the stability we so desperately need in the Middle East.

Fourth, we must redefine our purpose. It must be a stable region, not primarily a democratic Iraq. We must redirect our military operations so they enhance rather than undermine stability. We can write off the war as a "tactical draw" and make "regional stability" our measure of "victory." That single step would dramatically realign the opposing forces in the region, where most states want stability. Even many in the angry mobs of young Arabs shouting profanities against the United States want predictable order, albeit on better social and economic terms than they now have.

Realigning our diplomacy and military capabilities to achieve order will hugely reduce the numbers of our enemies and gain us new and important allies. This cannot happen, however, until our forces are moving out of Iraq. Why should Iran negotiate to relieve our pain as long as we are increasing its influence in Iraq and beyond? Withdrawal will awaken most leaders in the region to their own need for U.S.-led diplomacy to stabilize their neighborhood.

If Bush truly wanted to rescue something of his historical legacy, he would seize the initiative to implement this kind of strategy. He would eventually be held up as a leader capable of reversing direction by turning an imminent, tragic defeat into strategic recovery.

If he stays on his present course, he will leave Congress the opportunity to earn the credit for such a turnaround. It is already too late to wait for some presidential candidate for 2008 to retrieve the situation. If Congress cannot act, it, too, will live in infamy.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Another One Bites the Dust...

This is the sad tale of my Fuji camera(s). I think it was back around Christmas 2002 Jan gave me my first digital camera. It was something like a model 3000, 3.2 Mega pixels, I think it was 3X zoom. It was a nice little camera. Served me well.

Almost exactly two years ago it met it's untimely demise in the Forbidden City of Beijing, China. I had set it on a tripod to take a group picture when a gust of wind blew it over onto the stone paving and smashed it to bits. I was going to India in two days and desperately wanted to replace it before I got there. You'd think, since apparently EVERYTHING is now made in China, I would have no trouble finding Fuji #2. You would be wrong.

But, luck was with me. Sort of. transiting through Inchon International Airport on my way to Delhi I found a nice Fuji 5000, four megs, 10X Optical zoom. $525. It was a lot, but I really wanted a decent camera, so I bought it. (Later, in Beirut I saw the same camera for $475. But, by then I had already had the India experience.)

It was great. Most of my early blog pix were taken with that camera. It had all sorts of bells and whistles. I loved it.

Then another disaster. This one of my own making. After a summer afternoon in 2005 kayaking on the Ohio River I stupidly set it on the ground to load my kayak on top my XTerra. While I was securing the thing I got a call on my cell. Long story short, I drove off and left the camera lying on the ground. Thirty miles later it dawned on me. I drove back, but...gone. I hope old #2 is living a good life somewhere in southern Ohio.

I was sick. But, I checked in Best Buy and the Fuji 5100 was now down to $250. So began the life of Fuji #3. Fuji 3 served me like a champ. You've seen it's handiwork as I visited the Pyramids, Baalbek and Sri Lanka. We were a team.

Sadly "three" was not to live to a ripe old age. It was caught up in the maelstrom of two days ago. I thought I could dry it out, but it was fried.

At least this time the insurance company will foot the bill. Fuji #4 has been ordered. It's actually up to the 5200 model now.

I don't know what fate awaits #4. I will try to provide for it as best I can. "As best I can" has thus far turned out to be pretty pitiful.

That's the way it is with my cameras, live fast,die young and leave a good looking corpse.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Unlike A Good Neighbor

Now the hassle starts. I get a call from State Farm. They ask me about the damage, etc. THEN she says we'll send you an envelope, you cut out a piece of the carpet and send it back to us for evaluation (postage paid of course.)

What happened to "Like a good neighbor state Farm is there?" Not sufficient. I demanded an adjuster to come out. "No problem (I hate when people say that), we'll have an adjuster contact you today." Will he come out today? "Oh we don't know that. It depends on when you and he are available."

Nice. I'm supposed to leave to see Mick the day after tomorrow.

But at least the guy just called. He can't come out til tomorrow, but he said to go ahead and start working on it.

So we'll see.

Blog Readership

A recent study showed the average blog had a readership of one. I was pretty happy learning that because my stats showed a MUCH higher viewing, sometimes in the 20s. But, lately I've fallen to a viewership of...one. And on a few days NONE!

This is unacceptable. Sure, maybe I've not been posting as much as I used to. And maybe what few posts I have are pointless drivel. But, that's no excuse. You should still check in every day on the off chance I DO put up a pearl of wisdom.

Maybe that would inspire me to better things.

In other words basically I blame YOU.

I Probably Could Have Done Without This



Came home from the gym yesterday. As I walked in I heard the distinctive sound of water gushing. Outside of Niagara Falls, Old Faithful, or maybe rafting down the New River in West Virginia that is not a good sound.

Apparently ( well, not apparently. It actually happened!) a pipe , which runs over my bedroom, burst. The weather has been beastly cold these past few days with temps holding near zero. So I suppose there was ice in the lines.

Suddenly I had an indoor swimming pool. In my mind swimming pools are more bother than they're worth. This one certainly was.

But, I got a crew here pretty quick, the insurance adjuster is due this morning and in a few days it should be as good as new.

The funny thing is in spite of all the water I think the overall damage was not too bad. The carpet's ruined, the insulation (a lot of good IT did) is wasted, the ceiling tiles are shot and the mattress and box springs are "belly up," but my "stuff" came through fairly well. I got the furniture out and wiped it off as best I could. A few things were soaked, but clothes can be cleaned. Some papers were drenched, but mostly they look like things of little or no value anyway.

It could have been worse. I could have been away for a month (Imagine the water bill alone!). By my lights, if you ain't stuck ridin' around in the back of a HumVee in Baghdad you ain't got no gripes.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Columbiana Temperature Today: 3-19 degrees Fahrenheit

Victoria, British Columbia, Canada: 39-45 degrees Fahrenheit

Hmmmm....