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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

PARIS IS FREE!

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!

At 12:15AM Pacific Daylight Time today, amidst hundreds of fans, papparazzi and curious morons and on live nationwide TV, celebrity skank Paris Hilton did the reverse perp walk from some county jail in LA into the waiting arms of mommy and daddy in their black Caddie Escalade. The for-some-unknown-reason-popular Miss Hilton earned her release after, I don't know, two or three weeks of jail time for some kind of driving infraction involving alcohol. Really, who gives a shit?

Meanwhile the number of Americans killed in the Iraq misadventure approaches 4,000, civil war has plunged that poor country into bloody chaos. Tens, if not hundreds of thousands of Iraqis have been slaughtered. Cheney runs the government he was not elected to.

Go back to sleep.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eeww - What in the name of heaven does ANYONE see in this person - how did she become an icon????? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!! Miquel, you continue to be the best writer I know!!!! Hope your summer is going well - I'm off to float in the Clarion river next week!

mike247worldwide said...

Thanks BLC. Enjoy the river!