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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Friday, August 15, 2014

Do Celebrity Deaths Come in Threes?

The official rule (established in 4345 BCE by Poseidon, he of the sacred Trident. Hence the three thing.)  is yes, celebrities must die in groups of three. However, a little known addendum to the rule is that only two of whom must have had some form of talent.

While we mourn the loss of Robin Williams and Lauren Bacall the world waits and wonders, who will go next.

Ann Coulter...SHOWTIME!

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