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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

So I'm Watching This Commercial for "Cialis..."

And they say you should seek immediate medical treatment if you incur something called Priapism, an erection lasting four hours.

FOUR HOURS!!!!

I had that EVERY DAY when I was 16. Should I have had mom call a doctor?

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