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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Today's Question...

How do you throw away a trash can?


Hani said...

I love how you turn simple matters into abstract philosophical dilemmas.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I tried to do this once and it took the Waste Management company a week before I found out you must put a note on it stating "Trash" or they won't take it - no matter how rotten and ratty it looks like. Seems they don't want to assume it is trash and then have to replace a trash can for you if they are mistaken!!!! Arrggaarrhhh!