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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Friday, May 11, 2007

My Eyes Are Burning!

Sitting here tonight watching MSNBC. What is that smell? The distinct odor of Methane. Hey, it's not me. I'm clean. Then I hear the source. Saps is a one dog global warming machine.

Time for a walk...

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