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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

I'm Pretty Sure I've Seen It All Now...

Was I dreaming or did I see a Paper-Scissors-Rock "Championship" on ESPN last night? They even had a $50,000 grand prize!

I'll just go ahead and die now. There's nothing left.

1 comment:

Gordon said...

don't forget rock skipping!!!