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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Bush Claims to Have Read 87 Books So Far This Year

Where do you start with that? How about I call Bullshit!? Hard to believe the leader of the free world has time to read that many books. I'm betting he's counting comic books.

Anyway, as of this moment I have read 89 (Check it out if you don't believe me)

I've also been to more countries than him (not on YOUR dime!).

AND I'm responsible for far fewer innocent deaths.

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