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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

If I Were Charged With a Crime...

Do you suppose I could be released on my own recogniscence?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

only if you're rich enough!!!!

Anonymous said...

Come to Athens County where we have a murderer out on bail after posting $80,000 via his parents.

mike247worldwide said...

Only 80 grand for murder? OJ had to cough up $125 thou for getting his stuff back! I'm committing MY crimes in good ol' A-town!

Anonymous said...

The bigger question is would you rather be in jail or the home I'm going to put you in when you hit 60, which isn't far off by the way.

Hani said...

Why? Planning a heist?

The commenter just above raises a good question :)