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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Deja Vu All Over Again

Having just returned from my latest whirlwind pass through the sub-continent I am fighting off the usual jet lag blues.

The afternoon of my first day back I opted for a little nap. About an hour in to it my phone rings. It was the airline informing me that my bag which had been re-routed from me was now in and would be delivered to my Seattle address.

I started! "No! That's no good. I'm not in Seattle! I'm in, uh, er. Oh. (Looking out the window) Huh, I AM in Seattle. OK. Thank you."

This temporary post-trip disorientation always happens at some point. This was just the first time anyone else experienced it with me. Wonder what the poor guy was thinking...

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