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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Friday, March 22, 2013

In honor of World Water Day...

I'm following the example of noted philosopher, philanthropist and philander W. C. Fields who famously stated of the life-giving liquid, "Ah yes, water. I never drink anything fish (fornicate) in."

And the world is a better place for it.

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