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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Here's What I Think...

Wouldn't it be nice if once in a while a woman would raise the toilet seat for us? I mean WE don't like to to touch the thing anymore than THEY do. It's only common courtesy. I'm not talking about every time. But, an occasional effort would be appreciated.

That's all. No big deal.

(OK, OK, thanks to Mick for the inspiration on this. Easy to see THAT acorn didn't fall very far from the tree.)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok, ok, why can't ya'll just sit down like we do.......

Anonymous said...

Who's to say we don't? I like to sit down so I can read. If I piss 20 times in a day I can get through a whole New York Times