Monday, June 12, 2006

Heard while flipping through the channels...

One of those Infomercials. The guy is pushing something that cleans out your colon. OK. "The Almighty Cleanse" He said over 50% of Americans DO NOT have a bowel movement at least once a day. No problem there for me.

Claims John Wayne had 40 pounds of shit in his intestines on autopsy and Elvis had 60. Sixty?! Anyone with that much crap hanging on is a control freak.

Sixty pounds...guess that's what made him the King. Should have spent more time on his throne.

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