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I support a third possible alternative...

Aliens came down in flying saucers and impregnated apes, giving them superior intellect. We should require a statement be read in our schools before classes in evolution and/or unintelligent design offering this possibility. After all, there are gaping flaws in the other two "theories." Alien-Ape Impregnation, or A-PI, makes at least as much sense(?) as Unintelligent Design.