Sunday, December 18, 2005

This Toilet Bowl Flush Thing...

I'm just sick over this. All my life I've been led to believe toilets South of the Equator sworled down in the opposite direction from those North of the Equator. Now, I finally (after 55 years!) get south of the big line and find it's all been a big tease! I feel so used. For me the whole trip was a waste. The hike to Machu Picchu, Cuzco, the Amazon Jungle, all a waste of time.

I'll tell you who's behind this: Bush. And his minions. I guarantee you this: if you go deep enough down the toilet, all the way to the sewer, you'll find Dick Cheney.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Good idea. I still blame Bush. Even if I get athlete's foot...Bush's fault.