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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Saturday, March 25, 2006


She called off tonight. She's sick. I feel really bad about that.
R e a l l y bad.

I have that effect on women. They don't even have to know me and they get sick. Sometimes it comes in handy.

There IS a downside however. My friend re-scheduled it for next Thursday night. But, hey, the world could end by then.

So, no steak tonight. But, otherwise it's a net gainer.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Mikey -- "he likes it; he likes it!"

Just pretend it's another one of your adventures....

Can't wait to see what happens -- if it's under the rating allowed, that is.

Thursday's a comin'!!!!!