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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

We Regret Mike Will Not be Able to Take Any Questions...

He has checked himself into Rehab for his long-term addiction to life.

Hey, everyone else is checking into rehab. I haven't been caught doing anything illegal, unethical or fattening. But, give me some time. I'm sure I'll work something out.

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