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A man of many words. Profane, profound, loyal to a fault and a right rat bastard. I love the finer things in life: expensive cigars, cheap women and all the salted, cured meats I can eat. A friend to dogs, lover of humanity and despiser of people. If I were King the world would be a better place, because, well...I would be King! Oh, and I like ice cream.

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Sometimes the Voices in my Head just won't Shut Up...

So, I'm sitting in the lobby of the Abu Dhabi Hilton waiting for my friends and the thought occurred, "What do you figure would be the response if a Hassidic Jew happened to stroll in?"

Of course, the odds of that GOTTA be pretty slim.

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