Monday, October 01, 2007

A Little Family History...


I was down in West Virginia last weekend attending a little family reunion. (Great place to meet chicks!) Kidding! Anyway I went looking for the headstone of the Wigal that we can trace back the farthest, the immortal Philip Wigal. Lo and behold we came across this cemetery. Kind of a strange feeling to see your name on a bone yard.

Nonetheless, a few years ago this stone was placed in honor of ol' Philip. No one knows for sure where he is actually buried.

Phil might have been a brave Continental soldier in his day, but that isn't what he was best known for. After the Revolutionary War he was a corn farmer in western Pennsylvania, Westmoreland County I think. To get his crops to the eastern markets before they spoiled he along with other area corn farmers had to convert the crops to a form that would last during the long trip over rough pioneer roads. To wit, Corn Liquor or Whiskey. Now the new Government in Washington UNDER President Washington needed to raise money to help pay for the debts incurred during the recent unpleasantness. So the Congress imposed a tax on whiskey. Well, the local boys weren't too big on the idea of paying for that by themselves, so they had themselves what is known as the Whiskey Rebellion in 1794. So far as I can tell it wasn't much of a rebellion. But there was enough nonsense going on that the government sent about 12,500 troops out to western PA to put it down. And for the only time in US history a sitting President (another guy named George)led troops in a combat-type situation.

In the end good old Philip and another guy were captured, tried and convicted of treason and sentenced to be hung. Which would have put a real dent in my life story. Fortunately for me and all the other Wigals Washington, the president, pardoned Phil and we were free to populate the earth, as it were. Afterwards Phil lit out for western Virginia (now West Virginia). By the way, I once read that Philip was considered by his neighbors as "simple." Wonder what they meant by that?

After taking the picture of Philip's stone I noticed this other head stone nearby. Pretty unusual I'd say, especially given both his wives were named Catherine.

Years go by. Along comes my Great-Great-Grandfather, John Maltimore Wigal.

They had some great names back then. It's seems John was what they used to call a woods colt. In other words someone slipped one past John's mother's goalie. The name Beckwith has been mentioned. Sure would have been easier to deal with THAT last name than Wigal, which no one can ever spell nor pronounce. Nonetheless, John was my Civil War relative. He and his brother enlisted in the 20th Virginia Cavalry, CSA. No famous battles, unless you count The Battle of Droop Mountain Virginia (now WVA). It was the last Civil War battle fought on what is now WVA.

That was the last of the semi-famous Wigals. Still waiting for another noted Wigal.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Friday, September 21, 2007

Seen Along Interstate 68 in western Maryland


Wonder how this mountain came to be named. Just seems a dicey appellation in this day and age. Yet there it is.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

If I Were Charged With a Crime...

Do you suppose I could be released on my own recogniscence?

Monday, September 17, 2007

Bush Claims to Have Read 87 Books So Far This Year

Where do you start with that? How about I call Bullshit!? Hard to believe the leader of the free world has time to read that many books. I'm betting he's counting comic books.

Anyway, as of this moment I have read 89 (Check it out if you don't believe me)

I've also been to more countries than him (not on YOUR dime!).

AND I'm responsible for far fewer innocent deaths.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Rest In Peace Sappy


Fourteen years of unconditional love. How do you say good-bye to that? Saps had a form of Multiple Sclerosis that in the end just robbed her of the ability to get around. The Vet said it was time. You know this shit will happen from the day you pick them up from the kennel. But you do it anyway.

She was the best dog.

I hate September.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho) Minneapolis Airport Bathroom Arrest

I think I took a dump in that john last May. My feet didn't bump anything and there is NO WAY I would be picking up a piece of toilet paper from the floor!

Greetings From the YO


Once upon a time never comes again.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Help Me Out on This...

I think a good argument could be made that the Democratic party is in principle the more supportive party towards gays and gay rights. Conversely, Republican legislators most consistently vote against gay marriage and other gay rights.

So why is it all the closeted gays turn out to be Republicans? Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) being the latest.

Don't play Barney Frank. He never hid his orientation.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

It Turns Out Our Group Wasn't the Most Watched Bunch at the El San Juan

On Thursday night Eddie, I and a couple others headed to "The Palm" steak house for a few hundred dollars worth of dead cow. There was this over the top, hot blonde in line behind us. You just couldn't help noticing. In fact I noticed so much it never occurred to me to look at her partner. Finally, after we were seated, someone said, "Hey, that's (rapper cum actor) Ice-T with the blonde."

What show was he on?

Where Do You Fit In?

Check this out.

What did I have? Fifty-six last year?

I'm sitting on number 82 right now for '07. The more I read the more there is. Of course, being retired and spending lots of time in airports, I HAVE the time to read.

This Kind of Thing Happens to Me ALL the Time!


Sometimes I'm jealous of myself. These are a couple of my friends from recruiting in Puerto Rico. My pal, Eddie LaVigne, marked 25 years of recruiting in Puerto Rico last weekend. Several former recruiters flew in to celebrate with him. And it was a pretty, pretty, pretty good time.

More pictures to come as they send them to me.

Such good friends...

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

More Thoughts on Television Ads


So have you seen these Binder and Binder Law Firm ads? What is the deal with the stupid hat? What is the image they are trying to project? A geek lawyer in a suit wearing some kind of pseudo-cowboy hat. Doesn't make sense.

I don't even think he is a real cowboy.

Monday, August 13, 2007

My Weekend With George


I got a call last week from my friend George's daughter Janet. He and I were great diving buddies back in my salad days of the 70's when I was stationed at Fort Bragg, North Carolina. It was his 70th birthday and she wanted to know if I could come down to Fayetteville, NC to help celebrate. We had kind of lost track of each other for about 25 years, only reconnecting a couple years ago. So naturally I went.

Janet cooked up a BS story to get him to the airport and we completely surprised him. It was one of those airport scenes I see all the time and never get to participate in.

So George was once a Marine and like ex-Marines everywhere he never completely let it go. (Not like any paratroopers I could mention.) Thus the decoration on his cake.

While we were there George took me down to the infamous Hay Street. Back in my day the 500 block of Hay Street was a rough neighborhood. One bar, The Town Pump, had stood there since World war II. It was immortalized in the book "The Devils With Baggy Pants" about the famous 504th Airborne Infantry battalion of the 82d Airborne Division.

Now everything is gone. Urban renewal. In the place of the Town Pump stand a medical center.

BUT, across the street stand the new Airborne and Special Operations museum to which we paid a visit.


It was very cool with displays of the history of the paratroop operations.

On the walkway leading to the entrance were these blocks commemorating various folks who had served in the airborne.

Of all the blocks there was actually one of a man I once knew. General Lewis was my Division Artillery commander when I was in the 82d. It was a surprise to know he had passed away. I guess I always see the guys from back then as forever young.

Up in the rafters was an old WW II era C-47 troop transport aircraft.

This guy was "standing in the door!" A position I took 47 times in my career.

Of all the displays, from before WWII, up through Korea, Vietnam, Grenada, Panama, Afghanistan and Iraq, the display covering my service in the 82d Airborne was the shortest. It basically covered Soviets, but we never did. Does anyone even remember the Soviets?

So anyway, here is George's sweetheart of a daughter Janet:


All in all, it was a wonderful time. Those guys treat me like family.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

I Don't Even Know Where to Start With This...


First, I hope I never die. Because every day I am astounded at the stuff that develops. It just gets better and better.

So I've got the TV on, not really watching. There's this commercial on for something called "Mirapex," a treatment for RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome), a dread disease you never heard of ten years ago. I SWORE I heard them say one of the side effects is "an urge to gamble!" I thought I must have heard that wrong. So it comes on again and sure enough,some of the side effects may be an urge to gamble or engage in sexual activity. All this to keep your legs from kicking?

They'll be putting this stuff in the water supply out in Vegas.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Remember AC-DC?

Those guys were geniuses.

Peace Corps Update II

This past week I got started on the medical and dental clearances needed to finish my Peace Corps application. First came a couple visits to Art, my personal physician. He shot me up for Tetanus, a polio booster (Who ever heard of a polio booster?) and measles/mumps/rubella. Three needles in two minutes. Ouch! Actually it wasn't all that bad. I remember being dragged kicking and screaming to Dr. Baldwin's for those original polio vaccinations a lifetime ago.

My eyesight checked out at 20/15 in the left and 20/20 in the right, jet pilot eyes.

Blood pressure: 114/70. Resting heart rate: 48.

Thursday I had the dentist visit for X-rays and cleaning. Turns out the last time I had been to the dentist was 1995! Surprisingly my teeth are in pretty good shape in spite of that.

All in all I'm in pretty good shape.

Once I get all the forms filled out and the appropriate physician signatures I should be complete. It'll be up to the Peace Corps docs to approve and give me final clearance.

Then it's just a matter of waiting for an invitation. No I don't know where I'm going yet. I won't know until the invitation.

Plus I still have to sell this house...

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Why Sometimes I LIKE Flying

Commercial air travel these days is largely a pain. Late flights,oversold flights, missed connections, lost luggage, non-existent bad airline food, cramped seats.

But, sometimes you get a cool moment. The other night I was on the Red-Eye from Vancouver to Chicago. The skies were clear all the way to the deck. It was a moonless night and not much light pollution so the stars were in full view. Way off behind us to the northwest was a line of thunderstorms, lightning flashing below our altitude.

That in itself was beautiful to see. But then a meteor flashed overhead. A "Wow" moment!

You don't get that with your feet stuck on the ground.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Back From British Columbia

And it was an awesome trip! I swear someday I'm gonna move up there. Maybe Victoria or Vancouver, BC. Post-Peace Corps of course.

We kayaked for MILES and saw all kind of marine life. Orcas, Minke and Humpback whales, seals, sea lions, a bear, a million bald eagles, loons (my favorite call), ate fresh caught wild salmon, relaxed aboard the 68 foot refitted ship, The Columbia III. Just had the best time.

Have a look at my pix on Picasa.

So you can go there for a look. I'll add more as I get them from my fellow shipmates.

Meanwhile I'm doing the medical clearance thing for the Peace Corps. No prostate exam required, but still a kind of a pain in the ass.

Monday, July 09, 2007

The Parents Respond

This morning's earlier post brought this quick reply via e-mail from my mother:
"...the story is pretty much accurate....the condition of the Lady was more
than just age!!! She was deaf, nearly blind and since her fur was graying,
she blended in with the gravel. Dad has grieved for many years over this
accident and even today says it hurts him....."

Hey, at least they didn't claim "Executive Privilege!"

At Last The Truth Comes Out!

It's a scandal worse than Watergate. Finally my parents (who shall remain anonymous) let the proverbial cat out of the bag yesterday when they acknowledged that on July 9, 1975 Dad accidentally backed the car over "Lady," our long time pet Cocker Spaniel. "Lady" had been a member of the family (even though she was never actually allowed in the house) for many years and in her old age liked to sun herself out on the driveway. At the time I had recently been stationed in South Korea, so a cover-up was undertaken. As always the cover-up is worse than the actual crime itself! The details of "Lady's" last moments are still murky. But, suspicion has it our then neighbor, an Ohio Highway Patrolman, was recruited to apply the coup de grace.

Apparently the parents were leaving for the hospital to celebrate the birth of my niece and their first grandchild Jill.

So Happy Birthday Jill! Many happy returns.

I'm like Mr. Bojangles. "After thirty years he still grieves..."

Sunday, July 08, 2007

I'm Pretty Sure I've Seen It All Now...

Was I dreaming or did I see a Paper-Scissors-Rock "Championship" on ESPN last night? They even had a $50,000 grand prize!

I'll just go ahead and die now. There's nothing left.

New Seven Wonders of the World Announced

Something called the New Open World Corporation (NOWC) among a little controversy announced the newest "official" Wonders of the World were announced on July 7th. The list consists of:
1. The Pyramids of Giza (Egypt)
2. The Taj Mahal (India)
3. Machu Picchu (Peru)
4. The Roman Colosseum (Italy)
5. The Great Wall (China)
6. Chichen Itza (Mexico)
7. Christ the Redeemer Statue (Brazil)

The Pyramids were sort of "Grandfathered in" based upon complaints their inclusion should never have been questioned in the first place because it is the only surviving member of the original Seven Wonders. The whole process was a little bogus since it resulted from a combination of free and paid votes and was not available to people who didn't have access to the internet. NOWC even admitted someone could vote multiple times.

But, I would say it's a pretty decent list. I've been to five of the seven. The five I've visited without exception had a huge "Wow" factor.

I would have included Angkor Wat in Cambodia or Stonehenge in the UK over maybe the statue in Brazil. It just seems the stuff built in ancient times are cooler.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

PARIS IS FREE!

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!

At 12:15AM Pacific Daylight Time today, amidst hundreds of fans, papparazzi and curious morons and on live nationwide TV, celebrity skank Paris Hilton did the reverse perp walk from some county jail in LA into the waiting arms of mommy and daddy in their black Caddie Escalade. The for-some-unknown-reason-popular Miss Hilton earned her release after, I don't know, two or three weeks of jail time for some kind of driving infraction involving alcohol. Really, who gives a shit?

Meanwhile the number of Americans killed in the Iraq misadventure approaches 4,000, civil war has plunged that poor country into bloody chaos. Tens, if not hundreds of thousands of Iraqis have been slaughtered. Cheney runs the government he was not elected to.

Go back to sleep.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Peace Corps Update

Had my second interview just now with the Peace Corps recruiter. My application process is moving along and my next piece will be a nomination. We went over several opportunities for service. Most are in the field of non-profit group or NGO (Non-Governmental Organization) advising. They also include HIV/AIDS teaching. Almost all Peace Corps postings involve that.

So here were the postings she had available for my time frame:

1. April 2008, sub-Saharan Africa
2. June 2008, Eastern Europe
3. May-Jun 2008, The Caucasus
4. Jun 2008, Caribbean (non-Spanish speaking)
5. June 2008, sub-Saharan Africa
6. March 2008, North Africa (Morocco)
7. June 2008, Central Asia/Asia
8. April 2008, sub-Saharan Africa

My two preferences, in order, are Numbers 1 and 6. She said I have a 50/50 chance of getting one of those two.

Now I have to get my medical and legal clearances. Those could take as long as six month.

Do you hear that? My new future approaches.

So does yours.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Celebrity News

1. Inmate Paris Hilton's mother is kinda hot. More so than Paris. Her Dad looks like a dick though.

2. Keith Olbermann is fantastic as host on MSNBC's Countdown. But, his replacement when he is away, Allison Stewart, is hilarious. She needs her own show.

Speaking of the Peace Corps

They contacted me yesterday. I have a second phone interview tomorrow. I thought the first one went very well. Can't help wondering what the second one will be about. Do you think they found out about my "Crime of Passion?"

Today's Quote

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.

Betty Smith

(She died in 1972, so there will be no contact for book purposes.)

Sunday, June 10, 2007

The March Toward 100 Books read in 2007 Continues

I’m shooting for one hundred books this year. I may go broke doing it. I have a thing against going to the library. Amazon.com is my crack cocaine. Barnes and Noble my methadone. Borders my caffeine. Wal-Mart my cigarette butt found on the sidewalk.

Check my progress to date.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Peace Corps Blogs

I'm really getting into this Peace Corps thing. It turns out there is a website in which you can link to blogs of what shall hereinafter be referred to as PCVs (Peace Corps Volunteers).

I haven't read them all. There must be hundreds. But, the level of grammar in the ones I HAVE read is distressing. You know, I like text messaging. But, you shouldn't write in a blog or other written communication they same way you text. In fact, you should not write in the same way as you talk or think.

I mean, LOL u r so stoopid if u do.

Like scratching a blackboard with ur fingernails.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Happy Birthday Mick!


Twenty-six years ago right about now this sweaty, big eyed package was delivered. Even though I was crying like the baby he was somehow I cut his umbilical cord and held him in my arms.

It was the happiest day in Jan's and my life.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Oh Yeah, My Next Big Thing...


I've applied to join the Peace Corps. It's a long process, sometimes taking from nine to twelve months to actually be assigned. I'm about a month or so into it. Have already had my first interview. They didn't reject me outright yet (like those bastards at "Survivor"). Next in the process is a nomination, maybe in July, which will give me a region of the World in which I will most likely be assigned. Following that is a medical and legal clearance (uh oh!) then an actual invitation.

You can give your preferences for region and country, but they have the final say. I would like Jordan or Morocco (I'm studying Arabic. I can actually ask for a Pepsi.), but indications are that is unlikely. I'll probably accept where ever I'm assigned.

Of course, I still need to sell the house before I go. How do you fix a water leak when you are in Mongolia?

Thoughts While Watching TV This Morning...


A passion for the business of accounting? Can there be a lamer tag line for a company? What kind of sorry excuse for a life would you have if accounting was your passion?

So many questions...

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Jerry Falwell is Dead

I shall not mourn his passing. This was a mean-spirited, racist, homophobic phoney. Falwell represented the very worst of American society.

We as a country are worse off for his having been here.

Friday, May 11, 2007

My Eyes Are Burning!

Sitting here tonight watching MSNBC. What is that smell? The distinct odor of Methane. Hey, it's not me. I'm clean. Then I hear the source. Saps is a one dog global warming machine.

Time for a walk...

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Happy Anniversary!


Four years ago today President Sock Puppet was at the very height of his undeserved popularity. Over three thousand American and uncounted (because the Bush administration doesn't consider them as fully human) Iraqi deaths and we are no closer to the end of this abortion. Is THIS the same country that, along with a different "coalition of the willing" won a TWO FRONT WAR 60 years ago!!?? In less time?!?

You gotta wonder about a country that would elect this bag of hammers twice. Even if the fix was in both times. It should never have been that close.

Enjoy your cake.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

A Living, Breathing Example of "Not in My Name."

Here is an open letter from the poet Sharon Olds to Laura Bush
declining the invitation to read and speak at the National Book
Critics Circle Award in Washington, DC. Sharon Olds is
one of most widely read and critically acclaimed poets living in
America today. Read to the end of the letter to experience her
restrained, chilling eloquence.


Laura Bush
First Lady, The White House

Dear Mrs. Bush,

I am writing to let you know why I am not able to accept your kind invitation to give a presentation at the National Book Festival on September 24, or to attend your dinner at the Library of Congress or the breakfast at the White House.

In one way, it's a very appealing invitation. The idea of speaking at a festival attended by 85,000 people is inspiring! The possibility of finding new readers is exciting for a poet in personal terms, and in terms of the desire that poetry serve its constituents--all of us who
need the pleasure, and the inner and outer news, it delivers.

And the concept of a community of readers and writers has long been dear to my heart. As a professor of creative writing in the graduate school of a major university, I have had the chance to be a part of some magnificent outreach writing workshops in which our students have become teachers. Over the years, they have taught in a variety of settings: a women's prison, several New York City public high schools, an oncology ward for children.

Our initial program, at a 900-bed state hospital for the severely physically challenged, has been running now for twenty years, creating along the way lasting friendships between young MFA candidates and their students -- long-term residents at the hospital who, in their humor, courage and wisdom, become our teachers.

When you have witnessed someone nonspeaking and almost nonmoving spell out, with a toe, on a big plastic alphabet chart, letter by letter, his new poem, you have experienced, close up, the passion and essentialness of writing.

When you have held up a small cardboard alphabet card for a writer who is completely nonspeaking and nonmoving (except for the eyes), and pointed first to the A, then the B, then C, then D, until you get to the first letter of the first word of the first line of the poem she has been composing in her head all week, and she lifts her eyes when that letter is touched to say yes, you feel with a fresh immediacy the human drive for creation, self-expression, accuracy, honesty and wit -- and the importance of writing, which celebrates the value of each person's unique story and song.

So the prospect of a festival of books seemed wonderful to me. I thought of the opportunity to talk about how to start up an outreach program. I thought of the chance to sell some books, sign some books and meet some of the citizens of Washington, DC. I thought that I could try to find a way, even as your guest, with respect, to speak about my deep feeling that we should not have invaded Iraq, and to declare my belief that the wish to invade another culture and another country -- with the resultant loss of life and limb for our brave soldiers, and for the noncombatants in their home terrain -- did not come out of our democracy but was instead a decision made "at the top" and forced on the people by distorted language, and by untruths. I hoped to express the fear that we have begun to live in the shadows of tyranny and religious chauvinism -- the opposites of the liberty,
tolerance and diversity our nation aspires to.

I tried to see my way clear to attend the festival in order to bear witness -- as an American who loves her country and its principles and its writing -- against this undeclared and devastating war.

But I could not face the idea of breaking bread with you. I knew that if I sat down to eat with you, it would feel to me as if I were condoning what I see to be the wild, highhanded actions of the Bush Administration.

What kept coming to the fore of my mind was that I would be taking food from the hand of the First Lady who represents the Administration that unleashed this war and that wills its continuation, even to the extent of permitting "extraordinary rendition": flying people to other countries where they will be tortured for us.

So many Americans who had felt pride in our country now feel anguish and shame, for the current regime of blood, wounds and fire. I thought of the clean linens at your table, the shining knives and the flames of the candles, and I could not stomach it.

Sincerely,

SHARON OLDS

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Put A Cork In It (Them)

You know, you hear about this, but it's still a little hard to believe.

We COULD eat less meat. But, then ADM and Cargill shares would fall. We can't have THAT can we?

I'll tell you one other thing. The dog is adding her fair share of methane to the atmosphere. I might contribute a puff or two myself.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Weekend Update...

OK, it's Wednesday already. I know I'm late with the Little Rock report. But, it has taken me a while to sort it all out in my mind. So here's the short version: It was fantastic! Now the longer:

mary anne radmacher and me
She's the authoress. Remember, she doesn't use capital letters. We finally met in the lobby of the Peabody Hotel late Friday afternoon. From that point on it was a whirlwind. Saturday morning we were treated to a private tour of the William J. Clinton (our last actual President) Presidential Library by a really close FOB(Friend of bill) Paul Leopoulos. Boy a nicer guy you have never met.

Paul gave an insight into the workings of President Clinton that we never get in the media. They've known each other since third grade, but Paul still gets emotional when recalling the life of his friend. By the time we parted company Saturday night we felt like we had known each other for years. Paul and his wife Linda run "THEA Foundation" to honor the life of their daughter Thea who was tragically killed in an auto accident several years ago. Thea was a promising artist and the foundation is in support of the arts.

Totally unrelated and stupid aside: West Virginia Easter Egg once rolled at the Clinton White House. Once a Mountaineer always a Mountaineer!
So after the tour we set up in the Clinton Museum/Book/souvenir store for the book signing.

We signed around 600 books. When I say "we" I mean everyone who had a part in "Lean Forward Into Your Life." I think there were seven of us. Just the nicest, most interesting group (OK, outside of my recruitment tribe) of liberals you could imagine. We had a ball.
Now at this point I would like to introduce mary anne's new husband, David.

As you may guess he is a character. You would be correct. The kilt is in honor of his Scottish heritage. Turns out the guy wore it at their wedding on March 21st. Only at the wedding he wore a traditional Scottish knife (I don't know the proper name for it) tucked into his knee length socks. Gotta admire a man who comes to his own wedding packing a shiv.

Not to be outdone I wore the sherwani I got in India a couple years ago. I never get to wear it, so I figured this was as good an excuse as any. Besides women like it.

So we're signing our books and having a high old time when I suddenly remember that Heifer International, my favorite charity, is headquartered in Little Rock. Turns out it is next door to the Clinton Library. Sadly, by the time I got there they were closed. But, I took this picture in front of it.

So now comes the really amazing part. The last event of the day was a little gathering in the publisher's suite. Those who contributed to the book were each to give a reading of our respective parts. mary anne had me go first. By this time the story of how we "met" through my blog was pretty well known. So, I read my little story and I have to say the response was very good. I was surprised. I mean I thought it was pretty good, but I might be prejudiced. (No ego problems here.)

Then Jan Johnson, the publisher, asks "do you write like THAT in your blog?" mary anne jumps in with and emphatic "Yes he does!" Next thing you know Jan is asking for the blog URL. There had been some talk earlier of publishing blogs in book form (blooks). I told her I one day want to publish this blog and call it "The Best of The Best of What's Left."

So Jan, if you're reading this, please consider my shameless self-promotion. Like every other faux pas I commit, it's done with the best of intentions.

So it was a rare experience, one I won't forget (at least until the Alzheimer's fully kicks in). Kind of motivates me to write that book I've been mulling around. Not the blog book, a different one. Most of the people you meet in the blog would be in it. Even Saps. I've written three pages already. Only 947 to go...

Thursday, April 19, 2007

This Should Be Good


Some of you know the story. But without having to search back through five hundred posts here it is:

About a year or so ago I posted a poem entitled "Live With Intention" by mary anne radmacher (she doesn't like to use capital letters, OK?). AND I made a crack about how she was probably 106 years old and her idea of living on the edge was to skip her Metamucil for a day.

A little while later this very same mary anne radmacher e-mails me! Of course she took umbrage at my remark (justifiably it turns out). She's not even as old as me. She had Googled her own name and found this blog. It also turns out she was under contract to write a book and after reading the eloquent prose of my many musings wanted to ask if I would contribute to the book.

Anyone who knows me knows, as modest as I am, I still will always (usually) leap at the chance to do something a tad askew from the normal daily crapola.

So I wrote. And I have to say I was pretty pleased with what I wrote. So was she and even more astonishingly so were the editors. My story made the final cut, unlike my attempt to get on "Survivor," which is a whole 'nother yarn.

So this weekend is the big coming out party (I don't know what they actually call it) of the book, which is titled "Lean forward into your Life"(available on Amazon for $10.88 plus shipping. Follow the link.). This soiree will be at the William Jefferson Clinton (remember, our last actual President?) Library in Little Rock, Arkansas. I'm flying down tomorrow. It'll be the first face-to-face for mary anne and me. Guess I'm actually supposed to "do" a reading of my bit.

So BUY THE BOOK! Hey, I'm not making anything on it so don't expect a free copy from me. If you're too cheap to spring eleven bucks you won't appreciate it anyway.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Today's Question...

How do you throw away a trash can?

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Goose Doing Yoga


So I was walking to the store and I passed this Canada Goose doing a one leg Mudra. He(she?) was so good at it I thought "could it possibly only HAVE one leg?"

It turned out to have both. Just looked odd.

That's all. No big deal.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Anything Funny About This?


OK, that's Mary on the far left. Then Suzie, Jasmine, Dierdre and on the far right I'd recognize Sophia anywhere.

OK, everybody say "Cheese!"

On to Mostar

Mostar Bridge. Mostar, Bosnia. A beautiful old (reconstructed) bridge that recently became another UNESCO World Heritage site. Mostar was the scene of heavy fighting during the recent unpleasantness. Ethnic and religious tensions still exist. You can see the minarets of the mosque in the foreground and the cross atop the far hill.

Looking for a place to stay the night we turned up a darkened alley. I was struck by the bullet holes on this wall. Clearly automatic fire. The gunman had sprayed the wall from left to right. The pattern rose in a slant as the kick from the weapon pulled the muzzle up.

We stayed at a quaint little hotel practically under the bridge. The owners could not have been more gracious. Breakfast was included, but we were heading out at six AM to catch our bus for the long slog back to Sofia. "No problem," the owner said. "I'll have the kitchen fix you a breakfast to take with you." Can you see that happen at a Holiday Express?

Leaving town we passed this field almost covered in discarded plastic bags. I see garbage like this all over the world. We are practically burying ourselves in crap. If there are still humans around a thousand years from now their archaeologists will be struck by how wasteful we were.

It began raining that night and continued on all the next day. Sort of an apt end to our travels. We still had a daylong (and night) bus and train ride to get back to Bulgaria and Miro (my friend in Sofia)wanted to show off his new condo in Nesebar on the Black Sea coast. that will be the next post. Unless I change my mind.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Imus Uodate

Since publishing my first post about Don Imus the network talking heads are announcing he has been suspended. D'ya suppose his corporate masters have been reading my blog?

Anything is possible.

His hat aside I never believed he was a real cowboy.

The Don Imus Flap

I don't care for Don Imus. I just think he's full of shit. Just like Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh and Bill Orally (Thanks Keith Olbermann for that!) AND ESPECIALLY Ann Coulter (@#$%!).

In fact I agree with Rev. Al Sharpton on this. Janet Jackson had a "wardrobe malfunction" and she and the network were fined. The whole white TV viewing slack-jawed world went nuts over seeing a little tit. (Wouldn't you know I missed it? Jan saw it though.)

Anyway, in my mind what Imus said is FAR worse than what happened in the Super Bowl. FAR worse! So Imus makes a "heartfelt apology," pimps his ranch for sick kids and is expected to slide? I smell a double standard.

EVERYONE is sorry when they screw up. EVERYONE offers a "heartfelt apology." I'm actually surprised he didn't check himself into rehab.

It just doesn't wash. Can him and fine him.

Meanwhile Back in the Balkans

Our next stop was Dubrovnik, Croatia. What a beautiful city! Due to our mad dash itinerary we only had a couple hours to spend exploring the place. But, we did have time to on one of the best pizzas I've had in years. That aside Dubrovnik seemed the kind of place to come to for a romantic week. Or month. Or so...

The Harbor Outside the Walls

Dubrovnik From the Walls

Of Course There Were The Ubiquitous Narrow Streets
From there we were off to Mostar, Bosnia.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Tough Spring

April seventh and it was 21 degrees Fahrenheit this morning. A couple days ago it was 70. Too bad for these daffodils. They died much too young. Where Oh where is Spring?

By the way, Happy Birthday Ben. I hope you are looking better than these flowers.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Another UNESCO World Heritage Site...



Another Portuguese fortress. This was Qu'lat al Bahrain outside Manama. A bunch of us got a car to take us on another piles of rocks tour. Funny thing, remember a couple years ago when I went out into the Bahraini desert to visit the Tree of Life? Our driver then was the same guy we had this time. What are the odds? Apparently pretty good.

The fort was built around 1502 CE. Interesting to see the juxtaposition of ancient and modern. The site itself is much older, dating back more than a thousand years BCE.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Here's What I Think...

Wouldn't it be nice if once in a while a woman would raise the toilet seat for us? I mean WE don't like to to touch the thing anymore than THEY do. It's only common courtesy. I'm not talking about every time. But, an occasional effort would be appreciated.

That's all. No big deal.

(OK, OK, thanks to Mick for the inspiration on this. Easy to see THAT acorn didn't fall very far from the tree.)

Friday, March 30, 2007

If I Wasn't Going To Be Cremated I'd Almost Go For This...


A Mobile Phone Coffin
It would be my last tech toy. Check out the results of the Caption contest sponsored by engadget.

What An International Recruiting Fair Looks Like

I write much about my trips. But, rarely do I go into the actual nuts and bolts of what we do over "there." For a good sense of how educational fairs feel check out Jason's Blog from India.

But, here are some pictures from this last trip:

This Was At Al-Jamama College in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

The Interest for a Particular University May be Rather Intense. Especially if it Happens to be a Well Known Mid-Western School Whose Mascot is a Boilermaker.

Occasionally There Will be an Ambassador on Hand to Open the Festivities. This Business IS Serious You Know.

Before Each Fair We Get A Briefing on Each Country's Educational System from Either the US Embassy or AMIDEAST

Often There Is A Media Crush

If We Visit a Local School They Will Often Put on Entertainment For Us.

At Some Point We Herd Everyone Together For a Group Shot

And Always Joseph Paces...